The Royal Court

Apr/?/13

Twinnin01: You can't be serious+
Twinnin02: I am. They hooked up-
Twinnin01: But they're cousins+
Twinnin02: Can you picture their babies-

Minxx has joined the room

Twinnin01: Our Sovereign has arrived+
Twinnin02: All hail his majesty-
Minxx: Never fear, your ruler is here. How are my two favorite fiends in waiting?

Twinnin01: We are well+
Twinnin02: Quite well, in your lovely presence. How are you-

Minxx: Exhausted. I had a doctor's appointment this morning, and I nearly missed my web class.

Twinnin01: Is our favorite pet sick+
Twinnin02: It isn't mono, this much we know-

Minxx: No mono :p But I have been dizzy lately. The doctor thinks I've been blaring my music too loudly - it could be affecting my inner ears.

Twinnin01: You must seek the royal physician+
Twinnin02: At once we say-
Minxx: I will summon him at the most opportune time. So, what have I missed at court?

Twinnin01: Baker Brian & Laundry Lisa ###### have been spotted behaving inappropriately with one another+
Twinnin02: It's as if they don't care who sees them-
Twinnin01: It's quite sour+
Twinnin02: So very dour-

Minxx: Aren't they cousins? O_o
Twinnin01: Yes! The dirty cohorts+
Twinnin02: Filthy peasants-
Minxx: o_O Let us move past this unseemly topic.

Twinnin01: Oh! Someone overheard me saying peasants in Criminal.J+
Twinnin02: LMAO-
Minxx: Oh dear... I don't think people understand the little royal game we play.
Twinnin01: How else would we pass the time+
Twinnin02: When surrounded by inferior personages-

Twinnin02: In other news, Terry wishes to change dorms-
Twinnin01: Indeedy I do+
Minxx: Why?
Twinnin01: Personal reasons+
Twinnin02: Yeah er personal reasons-
Minxx: You two just want another area to lurk around.
Twinnin01: LOL+
Twinnin02: LOL-

Minxx: Do you actually think they'll give you permission this late in the term?
Twinnin01: It's worth a shot+
Twinnin02: Not that it matters since we practically live in your room anyways-
Minxx: Don't remind me, the space is small enough.

Twinnin01: Back to incestious rumors. Tory, that hipster girl you snubbed thinks we sleep together+
Minxx: O_O
Twinnin02: Twincest! Which girl-
Twinnin01: The one with lopsided tits+
Twinnin02: I think I remember her... nope, not ringing any bells-
Minxx: Rather low level for her to stoop to.
Twinnin01: She also thinks we sleep with you+
Twinnin02: A royal gaysome-
Minxx: o_o Off with her head!
Twinnin01: LOL+
Twinnin02: HA

Twinnin01: We do sleep with you though+
Twinnin02: And we do swing certain ways-

Minxx: Sleep - being the operative word here. That started back at camp Honaw, didn't it? When Chester ######## kept wetting his cot at night and we thought we were safe from his untimely accidents when huddled in one bed together?
Twinnin01: Yes+
Twinnin02: Yes!-

Twinnin01: As I was saying, she thinks we all have rampaging sexcapades+
Twinnin02: If that were the case, we wouldn't be chatting right this second-
Minxx: Pay no mind to lesser beings.

Twinnin02: I almost forgot! The dumpy queen was staring at you in journalism today-
Minxx: Who?
Twinnin01: Oh yes. Chatty Chaddy+
Twinnin02: Catty Chaddy-
Minxx: ... I repeat, who?

Twinnin01: Carrot head+
Twinnin02: Glittered diva-
Minxx: Oh, him. I never bother to pay attention.
Twinnin01: He's practically fixated on you+
Twinnin02: Every time you're in a room-

Minxx: Whatever. That's irrelevant to a Sovereign such as I.
Twinnin01: Bows+
Twinnin02: Bows-

Twinnin02: Have you ever noticed we're always the only ones in here-
Twinnin01: You mean this lobby+
Twinnin02: Yeah, but not just that, the whole site-
Minxx: Well, I've noticed a few names here and there from school. There are 4 lobbies Btw.

Twinnin01: Tory, where are you+
Twinnin02: My room, where are you-
Twinnin01: Cafe close by, I was wondering if my red jacket is in your room, I haven't seen it lately+
Twinnin02: Nope, it doesn't seem to be in here. Is it with you Minxy-
Minxx: I'm at the library, but I don't think it's in my room either.

Twinnin01: That's odd+
Minxx: ?
Twinnin01: This blond girl across the street is wearing something similar to my jacket+
Twinnin02: Extremely small chest?-
Twinnin01: Yeah, how'd you know+
Twinnin02: Isn't she the one you slept with last Tuesday?
Minxx: *muffles snicker*
Twinnin01: For fucks sake... why do they always steal shit from me+
Minxx: Mementos? :p.
Twinnin02: Haha-
Twinnin01: Laugh it up, they're probably stealing your shit too+
Twinnin02: I have been missing a few shirts... fuck-
Minxx: Lol.

Twinnin01: Before I swipe my jacket back, did you tell Minxy about Trey's party+
Twinnin02: I forgot-
Minxx: That senior party? I thought freshman weren't allowed.
Twinnin01: They're not usually+
Twinnin02: But you're royalty-
Minxx: This is true. I'm not sure I'll attend.
Twinnin01: Aw, why not+
Twinnin02: Please, your Highness-

Minxx: You know I hate drunken obnoxious crowds, I'll hang around for awhile though since you did pull some strings :p It's not like you guys stay long enough either.
Twinnin01: We know+
Twinnin02: We miss you if you're not around-
Minxx: :p

Twinnin01: Alright, I'm gonna log off and get that damn jacket+
Twinnin02: We'll meet up at Minxy's room later-
Twinnin01: If it will please our Sovereign+
Minxx: It will. :p You are dismissed.

Twinnin02: LOL-
Twinnin01: Bows+ I take my leave+

Twinnin01 has left the room